Sell me some of your best Hopium

The market is bleeding for weeks now... Another bloody Sunday may come up. Or heck, even a bloody Monday... What can we do? Mope and blaming society? Use excuses and justifications? Rob a bank? Nah, no need for any of that... all we need is a good old dose of hopium, which I hope to find here.

My body produces a ton of hopium naturally, but my glands are doing overtime lately. The effects are also getting less and less... Haven't been to the doctor yet, but I might be running out of hopium completely.

Looking for some new hopium, any variant will do... Sell me some of that good stuff!