Selling old metamask wallet with 2.7 Eth in a locked LP

I have an old metamask wallet which has 2.7 Eth of locked liquidity in a pool for a dead project. The liquidity is locked until the first of July 2026. I’m looking for quick liquidity right now so would be willing to sell it for 2 Eth. I get quick liquidity, you get a guaranteed 35% increase in your Eth value. It’s win win. I can provide all the information in the dms, screenshots, adresses for the locked liquidity pool locked on UNCX, etc. Hmu if you’re interested.