[Serious] Disaster aboard the SS Safemoon as no promised products released at the end of the year, more staff have left and their new wallet security is so secure nobody can access their wallets anymore.

Folks, you knew it was coming.

It's my end-of-year Safemoon wrap up!

What a fucking disaster it's been. All the way throughout 2022, we have been hearing two buzzwords sputtered from Karony's greasy lips - "Blockchain" and "Exchange"

Hell, we even saw them demonstrating an exchange back in September, until it was quickly discovered that it was simply a white-label Exchange Product anyone can buy.

Slowly the end of December drew closer, and a fellow "FUDDER" made a fucking Advent Calendar of all of Safemoon's failed promises which never fails to make me giggle.

And then finally, on December 23rd, Safemoon released Orbital Shield - "revolutionary" new security software which is actually total bullshit and it gives attackers another vector to drain your funds.

This wallet security software is so secure, you can't even get in to your own wallet.

Can't Register with Orbital Shield
OS still not working for me.
Just created new wallet won’t let me in please fix

And that's all that Safemooner's get! One entire year, tens of millions of dollars missing from the LP, and all they got was a wallet security "upgrade" that actually makes your seed phrase more vulnerable AND locks thousands of people out of their wallet. Kek.

Josh Chilcutt, the Chief of bullshit, or operations, Chief of staff, whatever it was, silently left, deleting all his social media. No message, no farewell. He just ghosted everyone. And then today it looks like the HR Manager Kate Porter has also left - her LinkedIn does provide a definitive leaving date however.

The list of remaining staff members at Safemoon grows thin, and speculation is rife on whether they even still have access to the expensive Headquarters - The lease was due to expire, and the Google Maps listing shows PERMANENTLY CLOSED

This speculation is further fueled by a new Vlog from CEO John Karony where he appears to be bizarrely recording in some kind of storage room for some reason, despite making a big deal about their very expensive recording studio... Where they recorded ONE podcast and then gave up on it.

I managed to piece together the Safemoon V1 and all three versions of the V2 charts into one long chart, so you can see exactly how Safemoon has performed since March 2021... any experienced Crypto investor can tell you this is a dead token walking - further exacerbated by frequent volumes under $50k per day.

Another "FUDDER" has made a live blockchain extract showing all the tens of millions of dollars that have been extracted from various liquidity pools - it really throws the lack of products and progress into focus. This is $33,000,000 and all Safemooner's have to show for it is a Trust Wallet knockoff, a PancakeSwap knockoff and a token down 98% from ATH.

So that's it! The cult, I mean army, has successfully been conditioned to accept that it's totally normal to get nothing and it's totally normal to have the token value in the gutter and it's totally normal to burn through staff at this rate.

How insane, but the show goes on!

I've made this post with the serious tag, because compiling, writing and presenting this information in an entertaining and educational manner does take up my time and I do find it slightly insulting that people don't actually engage with it and throw up repetitive anti-Safemoon jokes.

There's plenty to chew through and talk about in here, and without content creators this sub would have no content! Show some respect to the authors on this sub and please engage with their work! Thanks :)