Shiba Inu makes me hate myself, Crypto and others who actually bought it. And I don't like it

I did the correct thing! I diversified into projects that have strong fundamentals like SOL and LINK and MATIC. The biggest chunk of my shit consists of "Blue Chips" like Bitcoin and ETH. I have some obscure coins like ADA, BNB and NANO just in case.

WHAT I DON'T HAVE, BECAUSE DADDY TOLD ME NOT TO BUY IT, IS AN UTTER AND COMPLETE SHITCOIN LIKE SHIBA INU.

And I felt very smart. Shitcoin. No usecase. Kept alive by sheer hype and the occasional Elon Musk Post. The higher it went, the SMARTER I felt because surely it would come down aaaaaaaany second now.

I wanted to throw 100 Dollar Lottery Money into it at the very beginning. I didn't. Sex isn't fun anymore. Food has lost its taste. I can SENSE the parallel universe where I quit my job by deliberately giving me diarrhea and shit into my colleagues desk. That old hag.

If I had made a different decision some months ago, I'd be in that other train. But I'm in THIS train.

And that's why I started to hate everything. I'm grumpy. But I still won't buy Shiba Inu. It will come down at some point. But if it doesn't, and becomes THE world currency, I hope my other crypto will be worth enough for the rope I need to buy for sexual asphyxiation. (Not gonna kill myself but I'll need hard stuff then. Also don't do it. It's hellishly dangerous)