So sick of redditors telling me "technical analysis is hocus pocus" - the charts CLEARLY show BTC to 210k in 2024

Every time I log into reddit to school some moonchodes for internet points I invariably run into people who are dismissive of technical analysis and call it "tea leaf reading," as if it's not an exact science.

Well, sorry to all the crypto scienticians out there, but I have the analysis that inarguably proves Bitcoin will hit $210,000 by December 8th of 2024 - and you can quote me.

I was checking the charts this morning and I noticed something interesting on the yearly: a somewhat rare variant of the cock-and-balls pattern that forms after a bear trap: the Stepladder Cock with 5 distinct elbows.

This shape by itself isn't necessarily a bullish indicator, but it does usually portend interesting moves ahead. So I dug deeper and had a look at the 6-month, where I discovered something shocking: a Snakepit pattern had formed right under our noses between August and October, with several microchodelettes forming on the daily during that time.

I knew this could be huge, as the last time we saw one of these was just before the parabolic 2021 bull run. I zoomed all the way in to December, and lo and behold: the fabled Asian Hiker Looking Up at the Farting Moose pattern, which printed last week - and zero YouTube "experts" noticed. Here's conclusive proof you should never listen to these scammy twats again. If they're so fucking rich on their crypto expertise, why are they spending dozens of hours per week managing a YouTube channel? And why the fuck didn't they notice this pattern?

The Asian Hiker / Farting Moose is the clearest sign yet that we're in for an early bull run that will result in a $210k blow-off top around midnight on December 8th (which will be later known as the Blockturnal Emission). But just to confirm, I had to zoom all the way out to 2018 to look for final confirmation...

...And I found it. If you look carefully at the chart between June 2018 and today, you'll see the undeniable omen of the Elder One Gazing Over the Crypto Landscape Beneath a Pale Moon. The pale moon is critical: it acts as a beacon on which bullish signals travel - and that moonlight is falling directly on top of the current consolidation period.

There you have it. You can bicker all you want in the comments, but mark my words, my analysis hasn't been wrong yet. I have an eye for these things. If you're not buying BTC right now, you're going to be very sorry next year.