Spreadsheet: I'm 40. Can I retire early on one Bitcoin? Answer inside.

I've been making a spreadsheet to game out a retirement plan on bitcoin. I've linked it here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aMYBsBmEmsXL3sid3EDX3obc2A1H7eWxlEA1lmWO5rw/edit#gid=713707904

Question: Can a 40 year old today retire on 1BTC at 54 years old. I assumed that this person is accustomed to living on a 90K USD salary and will get a $1,500/mo social security check at 67. Success is determined by fully funded life to 95 years old.

I've used the rainbow powerlaw equation: log10(price) = 2.6521LN(x)-18.163 where X is the date from BTC inception minus 365 days to shift from modeled equation based on halving date prices. see more on this at: https://charts.bitbo.io/rainbow/

This is not financial advice. I am an untrained idiot who enjoys financial masturbatory fantasies. Some people's sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. That's me. These are not my personal details, age, income, holdings or retirement plan. My assumptions about taxes and social security are most certainly wrong in some way, perhaps fatally. So is my assumption about rate of inflation.

The punchline answer is yes. This idiot is projected to die a glorious death at 95 with a quarter billion dollars. Enjoy this fine lie.

Credit to: https://twitter.com/a_hodl_21m/status/1703235272140369960