Tell me you're holding crypto, without telling me you're holding crypto.

If you were to share the fact you hold crypto, what's a one liner you'd use on those not in the crypto space and what's a one liner you'd use on those who are? Sometimes it's good to take a step back to see the wider picture so this could be a good exercise to see how wide the gap is between those who are already investing/reading up about it and those who still don't understand crypto.

Again, the idea is not to be obvious with your one liner. Though serious responses are appreciated, this is just a fun thought experiment, so go at it.