Thanksgiving Bitcoin

Well lads, it’s a week away and we caught them on a good month! First, don’t shill, grill or spill unless someone mentions Bitcoin, keep family and finances separate. But I was thinking, I usually have so much knowledge and different approaches to presenting Bitcoin that sometimes I forgot how to properly convey it all! So I was thinking if you guys have or ever thought of something you can say that’s ingrained in your mind to encapsulate that ideology and framework of Bitcoin. Here’s mine:

Bitcoin is the first human engineered monetary system (thanks saylor) that is decentralized and operates autonomously and in its nature, operates 24/7. Bitcoin is censorship resistant, borderless, globally accessible and FINITE. It’s a final settlement layer that allows you to be your own bank. It’s a digital currency that aims to eliminate corrupt and money hungry 3rd party entities by enabling peer-to-peer transactions utilizing cryptography on a decentralized network being the blockchain. Bitcoin the divisible, durable, portable, fungible, verifiable, recognizable that acts as a store of value, medium of exchange and unit of account. All it needs is time.

I think I could bounce off some of these ideas and answer other inquiries from it but this is just the intro. Also I’d say always invest in what you understand and maybe if my cousins a dick I’ll say alright a bee doesn’t waste his time telling a fly why honey is better than shit.

What do you guys think, what is your spiel, what would you add or remove. You could simply say

Bitcoin is finite, that’s fine, but your uncle would still rip you a new one, just take it on the chin.