The ongoing Polynetwork hack is hilarious right now. Hacker's USDT got locked, someone informed him and hacker rewarded him. He then sent some of the reward to Vitalik lol

Polynetwork hacker stole around $600m and tried to launder those funds but was immediately locked out by USDT Tether, so he couldnt spend the usdt in his wallet. He tried moving them to curve and it failed

Someone told him USDT banned him with an onchain txn message, so he tipped the guy around $50k. The guy who got the reward immediately sent around $5k to Vitalik lol.

Meanwhile the hacker got swamped by beggars, asking him for money. Some were recommending him tips on how to launder (like using Tornado Cash) and looking for a reward.

Im not sure if the hacker is really unaware of dapps like Tornado Cash but anyways he seemed to play along and asked people "TEACH ME PLZ!"

The whole thing is like watching money heist IRL lol

Meanwhile the polynetwork team posted a cringy message asking the hacker to return the funds otherwise there will be legal consequences.

The hacker then said he is not interested in the money, and his latest message seems to indicate he will create a token and the DAO will decide on the fate.

https://etherscan.io/address/0xc8a65fadf0e0ddaf421f28feab69bf6e2e589963

Meanwhile people pour in asking him for money. Over 600 people have sent txns asking for mone.y Some people really seem to think he will distribute the hacked amount to the people who are begging for it lol. I wont be surprised if he did, crazier things have happened in crypto.