The Recent Dip, and a Fairytale

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of CryptoLand, there lived a humble peasant named Jack. Jack was a dreamer, always eager to embark on new adventures, especially in the realm of digital currencies. One day, he heard whispers of a magical coin called Bitcoin that promised riches beyond imagination.

Driven by curiosity and the allure of wealth, Jack set off on a quest to acquire Bitcoin. With his meager savings, he purchased his first few coins. But alas! As soon as he made his purchase, the price of Bitcoin plummeted, leaving poor Jack in dismay.

Undeterred by his misfortune, Jack decided to try again. He worked tirelessly, saving every coin he could spare, until he had enough to buy even more Bitcoin. Excitedly, he made his purchase, only to watch in horror as the price once again dropped like a stone.

Feeling defeated but not defeated, Jack sought the advice of the wise old wizard of CryptoLand. The wizard, with a twinkle in his eye, revealed a secret to Jack. "Ah, my dear lad," the wizard said, "it seems you have a magical touch indeed. Every time you purchase Bitcoin, it dips in price."

Jack was stunned. "But how can this be?" he exclaimed.

The wizard chuckled. "It appears that the universe has a sense of humor, my friend. But fear not! Embrace your unique gift, for with great dips come great opportunities."

And so, Jack embraced his fate as the unwitting bringer of Bitcoin dips. Instead of despairing, he used his power for good, waiting patiently for each dip to snatch up even more Bitcoin at bargain prices.

As time passed, Jack's legend grew throughout CryptoLand. He became known as "Jack the Dipper," a folk hero celebrated for his uncanny ability to turn every Bitcoin dip into a golden opportunity. And they all lived happily ever after, hodling Bitcoin and laughing all the way to the moon.

I am Jack. Jack is me.
I bought, it dipped. Do not fear! Jack is near.