The Revolution will not be Televised (but its a Bitcoin parody)

You will not be able to stay home brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be brought to you by Black Rock
In four parts without commercial interruptions
The revolution will not show you pictures of Joe Biden
Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Barak Obama
General "Mad Dog" Mattis and Douglas Lute
To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary
The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be brought to you by
Universal Studios and will not star
Matt Damon and Connor McGregor or Eminem and Snoop Dogg
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs
The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner
Because the revolution will not be televised, brother

There will be no pictures of you and Tom Brady
Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run
Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance
NBC will not be able to predict the winner at 8:32
Or report from 29 districts
The revolution will not be televised

There will be no pictures of Bitcoin helping
People escape war on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of Bitcoin helping
People escape war on the instant replay

There will be no pictures of Jimmy Fallon
Being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process
There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Elon Musk
Strolling through Watts in a yellow and black
Libertarian jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion

Moons, Lambos, and Shitcoins
Will no longer be so damned relevant
And people will not care if a new shitcoin is going to 1000x
To dump it all the next day because people
Will be in the street looking for a brighter day
The revolution will not be televised

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news
And no pictures of on the ground grassroots organizers
And Jill Biden blowing her nose
The theme song will not be written by Nami Melumad
Or Diane Warren, nor sung by Madonna Ciccone
Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Rihanna or Billie Eilish
The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be obfuscated away
Come default on the newest IPhone, deposited into banks or ran by a company
You will not have to worry about the insolvency of another custodian
The payment or withdraw denials from your bank or an explanation for paying face to face
The revolution will not go better with Coke
The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath
The revolution WILL put YOU in the driver's seat

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised
Will not be televised, will not be televised
The revolution will be no re-run, brothers
The revolution will be live

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwSRqaZGsPw