So I’m the owner at a local record shop and yesterday this guy came in causing a ruckus. He smelt like a bowl of ramen and wouldn’t stop talking about how crypto is the future.
When it was time for him to checkout, he was waiving his “coinbase debit card” around but in fact it was an expired library card covered in cocaine residue. When I told him that’s not a form of payment, he proceeded to point out the “Visa logo” which was the logo of the library the card was for.
After politely asking for a different form of payment he finally pulled out a real Visa card while mumbling, “The only reason I’m not taking my business elsewhere is because this record is underpriced, I can sell it for 10x as much!”
On his way out he stumbled into the door and yelled, “I want my 4% cash back, Stellar to the mooooon!”
Hopefully all of you crypto people aren’t this obnoxious, have a good day!
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