Today is my crypto cake day. I never talk to anyone about crypto, so you guys are the only people I talk to about crypto.

Hey, my first self-story.

In March 2018, I decided to buy 3 big LiteCoin. I thought I had to buy the whole coin. I have made my purchase on GDAX (former coinbase pro). I bought it at about $125 and within 24/48 hours, it went to $250. I was like "oh shit" and I sold everything. Right after it went back down to my purchase price. I was quite happy about it.

But, my crypto journey was not alway bright. I have to announce that I'm not a CINCEL, a Crypto-Incel, I have been fucked many times. Some say the first time is usually not that great and it gets better over time...no, it doesn't, it sucks and sucks even more.

My first one-night stand was with a coin that looked quite sexy after a couple of glass of Cabernet, Kodak Coin. Yeah, it sucked hard. I said never again, but I have made other mistake. Some Chad that talks well with their sexy white paper.

Society for some weird reason, put a lot of pressure on men to not be virgin. Being a crypto virgin is something to be proud of.

So HAPPY CRYPTO CAKE DAY TO ME. And please, if you want to wish me happy birthday, don't give me reward. But, if you are still a crypto virgin, please, wherever you are; in class, in a work zoom meeting, at church, in line at the grocery, stand up, puff your chest, be proud and say out loud: "I'M A CRYPTO VIRGIN!"