What are some of the things you can easily say about Crypto and Blockchain, but not to your Partner?

It's Sunday, we are about to enter the week where we will finally witness The Merge, it's time to have some fun here folks!

I'd like to hear what are the things you could say about crypto related stuff but saying the same to your partner would result in a catastrophe.

I'll give you a couple of examples that I find funny and interesting such as:

• Everyone will use you
• I will keep my seed to myself
• I can't wait to dump you
• Just HODL it
• We should diversify

What are some other things we commonly say about Crypto, Trading, Blockchain regularly but if said in real life to your partner it would trigger a shitstorm?