What are your conspiracy crypto stories/facts?

>>Tin foil hat alert<<

Every subject in life there are conspiracy stories, some are very likely to be true, some sound very reasonable and some are very far fetched.

Here are some of mine:

• Gary G. is secretly working with China to drive crypto out of the US to China

• Vitalik is one of the co-founders of SHIB

• Satoshi Nakamoto is Hal Finney

• Tether is controlled by the CIA

• Satoshi's dormant wallet is held by the Illuminati

• Meta/Facebook is connected to Aptos

• Elon is actually a founder of some ELON shitcoins

• we are the play thing of whales, crypto is rigged and most of us will lose money anyways

Please tell me your conspiracy stories!