What if Satoshi isn’t human?

Just throwing some ideas out there. I got two theories, some doom, some gloom. Fair warning it’s way out there and strictly for fun.

1. Satoshi is an alien, and Bitcoin is the universal currency, each new planet incorporated into the galaxy economy gets 20 million Bitcoin (and 5% for the VCs because there’s always goddamn VCs behind everything). Once Bitcoin really catches on, the Aliens reveal themselves, and their technology, and we all prosper together

2. Satoshi is A.I. - we sure don’t know enough about consciousness to say wether or not biology is directly linked. It could be the case that A.I. may become conscious and directly influence its own outputs. And we know consciousness has a will to live and grow, so what better way to do that then getting humans mining speculative currencies by inventing Bitcoin and releasing it like a virus to infect us

Which one is closer to the truth?

EDIT: 43 comments and 3 upvotes, ouch. Should I delete??