What you should do when you get rich?

Since it's becoming increasingly likely that some of the members of this sub will become rich from shitposting (MOONs), let's talk about things that we should look out for when we are rich (taking profits).

1. Actually taking profits. We meme a lot in this sub about not taking profits. But to be actually rich, you have to take profits. You can do this by pressing the sell button. No no, not the buy button, the sell button.

2. Once you have taken profits, start doing the mental math for paying your taxes. Take note of where you live and the tax codes. If you live in a country with 0% capital gains, you're one lucky bastard. REMEMBER to do this part of you don't want forced hodling in a prison cell.

3. Time to cut off connections. Your parents? Who dat? Your friends? Never heard of you. When you become rich, many distractions will come out of the woodwork and start swarming you like bees. They'll give you sob stories and guilt trip you for every dollar you've got. Nah, you don't need these. Block them all and gtfo.

4. Now, the fun part begins: Spending your profits. You'll likely need a nice house somewhere. Inflation has been hitting us hard so maybe you might still afford a pleasant double-storey house in the suburbs. Or you can make the baller move and move to another part of the world. I heard El Salvador has a nice weather this time of the year. Also, the obligatory hookers and blow.

5. Two months in, you realize "oh shit, I'm spending more than I expected." You're panicking now because you quit your job and moved to another country. So what do you do? You log back into Reddit and visit r/Cryptocurrency once again. As you stare on the phone screen, you start writing a post about what to do when you get rich and continue the cycle of shitposting..

^the end