What’s the catch?

Us: “Bitcoin is perfect money - it’s immutable, undilutable, global, permissionless, instant, cheap. You can self-custody it, you can store it in your head. It’s more salable across time than dollars or bonds, it’s more salable across space than gold, it’s more fungible than real estate, and it’s appreciating faster right now than any stock.”

Boomer: “Wow, that does sound perfect. But what’s the catch?”

Us: “You have to keep track of your password.”

Boomer: “It will never work.”