Why Danny Devito is Satoshi

Here is my argument that Danny Devito is really Satoshi.

1. He offers eggs in this trying time.

When your portfolio dips, Danny offers you an egg for your troubles, and who doesn't want a hardboiled egg?

1. He's Hollywood rich.

The man has money, and that mean of course that he'd be looking for something to occupy his time as money is no object, I'm 100% certain that he took that time to create this great digital currency revolution.

1. He isn't Craig Wright.

Nuff said. Fuck Craig Wright.

1. He hasn't done much work lately.

Living on that BTC money probably? You tell me.

1. I've tweeted at him a bunch of times telling him he's really Satoshi and he hasn't replied.

Something to hide Danny???

This is my evidence, glad we solved this together.

Be love kings and queens.

Edit: The fact that it auto tagged this "legacy" you're god damn right.