Why the Burger King Snack Wrap will kick off the next Bull Run

The year was 2006. America was hungry for a cheap and quick alternative to the tasty, but increasingly boring cheeseburger. Enter the McDonald’s Snack Wrap. This small but mighty Mickey D’s menu item had its fan base in a vice grip (me included). The country was thriving.

It wasn't but a few short years later that the world would receive another much needed and desirable alternative, although they may not have known it at the time...

In January 2009, Bitcoin was created by pseudonymous developer Satoshi Nakamoto as an alternative to the mighty, but increasingly boring fiat currency.

The snack wrap satisfied the hungry people's lunch and dinner needs, and Bitcoin satisfied their need for a fiat revolution. They worked together hand-in-hand to create a level of peace and harmony the likes of which the world had never seen before. Unfortunately, the snack wrap was discontinued in 2016, and the world was cast into chaos and disarray.

From the inception of Bitcoin in 2009, to the ill-fated end of the Snack Wrap in 2016, the price of Bitcoin increased by a whopping 49,747,678%.

Bitcoin remained, but mankind lost an essential link in its dietary chain. Early Bitcoin adopters and crypto gold rushers alike would fall back into a diet of cheeseburgers and cholesterol. We grew fat. We grew complacent.

But now, rejoice! Burger King has announced the launch of their very own line of snack wraps.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/08/08/burger-king-chicken-snack-wrap/70548951007/

This monumental news is sure to send ripples through the crypto world. If the Burger King snack wrap succeeds and remains a staple of the American diet for years to come, I predict a price of $14,469,638,709 per BTC by January 2030.