With my portfolio being green this morning, it's obvious the bear market is over.

I woke up this morning and had some chores to do. So I haven't been able to check my portfolio until now. The markets have been red for a while now. I started losing hope seeing everyone post about how we're in a bear market. And I started to believe them!

But as I'm sitting here, dropping a deuce, it's obvious that the turntables have turned. Finally the market is green and that only means that the bull market is here. I'm putting in my two weeks notice and I'm going to ride out this bull run to the moon.

All you nay sayers are wrong. Trust me, I'm a TA.