Wouldn't it be interesting if reporters wrote headlines about potential warfare in the same way they wrote headlines about Bitcoin?

For example:
- Why warfare is gambling and not investing?
- We need to ban warfare now, before it burns the world up.
- Warfare has a 'bro' problem. Women in the field say.
- Inside the reddit forum that wants to see warfare die.
- EU should ban energy-intensive mode of warfare.
- House panel to review warfare's energy, climate impacts.
- Russian central bank looking to ban warfare.
- Congress is trying to figure out what to do about warfare's colossal carbon footprint.