You want controversial?

A while back someone here told me that if my post was coherent when very drunk that they'd love to see my peak, well without further ado I present to you my peak. I'm currently so drunk that the fact I haven't passed out yet is a thing of wonder.

Here's some thoughts about the market, tell me if you agree. Interest rates have now hit above 5% thanks to Jerome Powell and his tightening powers. All you fools that think meme coins holding up the market is somehow sustainable are gonna get rekt beyond recognition. In fact you'd have to be so stupid to believe that the market isn't due for a massive correction.

Like how do some of you function? Teach me senpai. Like the the strongest economy in the world is contracting and companies are announcing lay offs like meteors, including coinbase and some of you are like hur dur crypto is unstoppable. If we have a financial crisis this market will be one of the first things to drop.

All those that stayed in cash and are waiting patiently will likely be winners. I say likely because none of is morons know for sure. But come on fools, Pepe is currently in the top 100, even breaking the top 50. If you think this type of euphoria is normal and sustained you deserve to lose every penny. Like it's a joke at this point, play stupid games win stupid prizes applies here.

EDIT: Some of you here are so in denial you're drunker sober than I am currently and I'm actually drunk as a skunk, I'm keeping this post up despite the downvotes, all you fools will bow to this post by late this year and especially early 2024, ignorant to market conditions. Even after the fed pivots, historically they only do so if the market is broken and then shit drops hard. This post will have legend status in a less than a year and all you haters will be mining salt :D

Second EDIT: I'm currently listening to Spice Girls, Wannabe, that's a flex cause they're hot and this post will be even more hilarious cause I was right, my crystal ball is the shit.