Stegosaurus Bįtcoinūs

BTC Chart from Trading View

• Lots of people say BTC is a dinosaur, the charts say it's a stegosaurus. Most scientists agree that its spikes are likely used for defense against crypto predators, only looking for parabolic gains.
• As a herbivore, Stegosaurus Bįtcoinūs needs to eat grass; right now, it's still looking hungry and might go for another dip to graze in the meadows.

Great White Akita Shark

AKITA Daily Chart from Trading View

• Not much is known about this ravenous variation of the great white shark. But in its short time of existence, it's known to monch anyone who dares dip in its territory. Still, people take the risk in search of the tales of treasures.
• Some of the Great White Akita Shark worshippers are known to offer blood sacrifices—once throwing the almighty Vitalik Buterin in the waters but Buterin was able to outsmart the cunning shark.

Luna Constrictor Digesting an Elephant

LUNA Daily Chart from Trading View

• If you're familiar with Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, you'll know this chart is the real deal. The "technical analyst" will discourage you from this chart; telling you it's a very plain chart formation and there's nothing to see. But their perspective lacks the imagination of true crystal ball interpreters.
• Don't let anyone turn your Boa Constrictor Digesting an Elephant formation into a boring chart. This is a truly rare buying signal!

Disclaimer: This is financial advice. I am a qualified to draw animals on charts as a moose with a bear badge in an anonymous platform.