Bear market? Bull market? Nope. We're in a Schrödinger's cat market.

At the moment, the market could be heading into a bull run, or we're about to fall into a bear market. Theoretically, based on the information we have at this moment, the market is both in a bear and bull phase. Why? Because it's impossible to know what market we're in until we've already been in it for some time. We're in a paradox of quantum superposition where we won't know the outcome until something progresses.

The cat is both dead and alive. The market is both bull and bear. Until the "box" is opened we're a bunch of chicken's running around with our heads cut off.