Brag thread, no losers allowed

We generally do pretty well about not gloating. It doesn't help anyone to talk about your gains, it only serves your own vanity. Still, it's hard not to talk about some of the brilliance you've experienced (remember, we're all geniuses in a bull market).

Please, don't post your values, but share some wins. Post from a throwaway if you are super paranoid. Tell me that low price you got in at. Tell me what coin has given you 2000% returns. Consider this a safe space to share some of your good fortune without making others feel bad.

*Edit - good lord stop posting how many coins you bought at what price and how much it's worth in your wallet right now. You were supposed to post percentage gains, or what super low price you were able to buy at!