Cheapest way to transfer Eth

Can someone please tell me what the cheapest way is to transfer out my Eth?

I know I’m going to get a lot of downvotes for this, but I bought Eth a while back because that’s what everyone else was doing. But I can’t use it, never have. It’s no longer a project I believe in, and just want out. I know 2.0 is coming out, but even if the fees are only $5 or even $0.05 it’s never going to be something that I ever use. It’s to slow and will always have fees. There are other cryptos now that don’t have fees and do instant transfers.

I know that’ll probably piss you guys off. Sorry.

But I just don’t know how to transfer it out cheap, and I don’t know how to check how much the gas is.

I don’t have a lot, less than $500 worth so I can’t afford to have it all eaten up by gas. Been reading here that people having to pay $200-$800 to transfer and don’t want that to happen to me.

Thank you for any help you’re will to give.

Edit: Thanks for everyone trying to be helpful. But guess from the comments there is no actual way. Kinda sucks, my Eth is trapped and unusable at this point ????. But thank you regardless everyone for trying to help.