Need some characters so here is a crypto joke:
Rich man and a poor man share the same wedding anniversary. They're discussing what they got their wives.
Rich man says he got his wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes Benz.
Poor man asks why he got her both, rich man says "so that way if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive the Mercedes to the store to return it and still be happy"
Rich man asks what the poor man got his wife. Poor man says he gifted his wife a couple hundred bucks worth of ETH and a dildo.
Rich man asks why he got her the dildo.
Poor man says, "that way if she's not happy with the ETH, she can go fuck herself.
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