Every member of Safemoon's Executive team has abandoned the project, the incompetent CEO now stands alone.

This guy couldn't even last 9 whole months (joined end of July 2021 as Safemoon Global Head of Products)

It's the same old story. Someone joins Safemoon, the cult heralds him as their new demigod, that person then leaves, price shoots through the floor.

This month is supposed to be Safemoon's birthday month, "filled with surprises all month long!"

Well, in true Safemoon fashion, a surprise technically doesn't mean positive, and there have been plenty of surprises.

The CEO's own brother stepped down from this supposedly ground-breaking, revolutionary project to finish his college degree. The day after, a mysterious whale wallet dumped $1.2m...

On the bright side, they changed the website from Safemoon.net to Safemoon.com and paid for some stock photos to use as design work which cost them a whole fifteen dollars!

And now as March comes to a close the ever-faithful receive another dose of shitcoin reality as the second most senior position, the beloved ^{former scammer} Ryan Arriaga AKA THE FUD HOUND has now left, taking another 20% off the price at time of posting.

Safemoon is now down -94% from the ATH in May 2021.