Hodling gods have punished me, once again…

I knew it was a mistake to buy my dream car… I knew it was a mistake to cash out my sweet stack for it… Literally, every single time I sell bitcoin, the price pumps right after – swear to God, no lies; I’m like the Jim Kramer of selling (every time I sell those sweet Satoshis they pump, every time I buy, it dumps)….

Obviously, this is kind of tongue and cheek: I am very happy that I got my dream car (2014 Shelby GT 500 Mustang Cobra, in race red with white racing stripes, 6 speed manual 690hp), but I can’t help but marvel of how ironic it is that the price pumps, every single time I capitulate.

Might as well throw eggs and tomatoes at me, boys – I deserve it. I upset the hodling gods, and now the hodling gods have taken and unleashed a swift fury of vengeance upon my silly noob-heathen-paper-handed-lilly limp wristed-no coiner-hands.

(But I’m super glad your stacks are pumping ????????)

Edit: but don’t actually hurl insults at me in the comments because it hurts my feelings. ????????????