How to make a banger post on r/Cryptocurrency

Are you trying to get some of that delicious karma? Are you a humble moon farmer, just trying to make ends meet? Well then this is the guide for you! This is how to make a banger post on this sub.

STEP ONE: IS IT A BULLISH POST?

Is your coin of choice going up? Have you seen the triple double golden shower triangle? Well, the funny numbers only go up so you best spread the word! Be sure to tell everyone that your coin is pumping, will keep pumping, and will never stop pumping.

IS IT A TECHNICAL ANALYSIS?

Did you take the price chart and take it to art class? If you have doodled and discovered some fun shapes in the chart than you bet your ass it’s technically analyzed! Just take a crayon, and take a chart, you can try this at home! They’re never wrong!

IS YOUR POST A NEWS ARTICLE THATS BEEN SHARED 5 TIMES ALREADY?

Have you seen the article posted already in this sub? Doesn’t matter! You can just keep posting the same shit over and over until you get likes! Take that sweet karma from everyone else! That’s how Reddit works!

DOES YOUR POST USE BOLD AND ITALIC CHARACTERS?

Bitches love bold and italic characters!!! Go nuts

IS IT FINANCIAL ADVICE?

This is not financial advice

CONCLUSION

Remember friends, if you want a banger post, you need to give people that sweet, sweet hopium. It’s the most addicting drug known to man. If you actually know what you’re talking about, then it’s best to stay a lurker.

This is post advice

Edit: bolding