I miss the dramatic volatility

I can't stand this period of relative stability. Only 5-10% gains or losses in a day? LAME!

In a market like this, the only way I can think of to make a profit is to actually make informed decisions and be patient.

That is NOT acceptable. I should be able to bash my face on the keyboard until either lamborghinis start popping out of the USB slots or my entire life savings turns into a potato.

I am going to move to China where Bitcoin is BANNED because this is WRONG