I need non hostile crypto jargon for the bedroom…

My last post was removed for being unrelated to crypto and/or hostile. I would strongly disagree. However, I’ve made slight adjustments to appease our mods…

So, with the holidays coming up there is a possibility, albeit a low possibility, that my wife will do the nasty with me.

She has been very disappointed in our portfolio this year and now is completely turned off to the idea of crypto. I still believe in it and see this as a great time to buy. That being said I have an idea that I think will work.

If I start using crypto jargon during our love making and if I preform well, fingers crossed, she might start subconsciously associating crypto with a good time. I want her to feel tingles of excitement when I come home from work it inevitably comes up in our conversation.

Anyone here have any good, non hostile ????, crypto related bedroom talk?