I want to work as a paid FUDster. Where do I apply?

Hi, I'm a bit broke with this bear market and need a stable source of income.

Since I use Reddit a lot and know stuff not only about various crypto projects but also about communities behind them I thought a job as paid FUDster would be perfect for me.

I read from the comments, that a lot of people are doing this, where do they apply?

my strengths?

✓ I can shit on Cardano or Polkadot, Bitcoin or BSV, Loopring or ZKsync - I don't care.
✓ I like to point out people's naivety, logical errors and lack of knowledge.
✓ I have experience in recognizing when people are driven by emotions.
✓ I know how to use subtle sarcasm in a way that plunges others into their own mistakes.