If you invested $420.69 3 years ago, you’d be 3 years older now.

Title will make you laugh if you’re 5 years old.

I know what you think, this guy fucks.

It doesn’t matter what would happen if you invested anything in the past, because the truth is that, you would shit your pants after seeing 1000%, sold everything and started doing cocaine with Charlie Sheen. So now you would be probably living in a card box with one not working kidney or throwing benjamins at strippers. The thing is, you can’t throw cryptos on strippers, only if you use ledgers which means you would probably break their heads.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.