I’m not gonna let myself miss a meme coin ultra-pump again

I've been investing in crypto for almost 3 years and ive always focused on coins/projects with good use cases.
But after watching DOGE and SHIB moon (and deliver much better returns than my portfolio) I've decided to jump on the next meme coin ultra pump.
I saw a post here on Thursday about there not being cat meme coins… turns out there is one called Pussy.Financial (PUSSY). You can only buy it on Uniswap at the moment, and it's up something like 500% in the last 2 days.
I'm convinced this is going to be the next big thing and since no one is talking about it (not even on this sub, let alone the mainstream media) I know I'm early.
I bought 20 million PUSSY coins yesterday and I'm already up 70%. Not gonna even think about selling until it's worth 6 or 7 figures. Wish me luck!