Instructional: Teaching your girlfriend about cryptocurrency

Good morning everyone, and welcome to this instructional. If you're interested in less judgement on your crypto purchases, then you've come to the right place! Now get yourself some tea, and let's get started!

1. When the price dips: it's important during this period to tell her about all the great discounts you're getting! However, it's probably best to steer clear of talking about all those nasty, temporary losses from your kids college fund. The kid would probably want you to buy more crypto now, and if not? Who wants a kid that doesn't like crypto anyway?! Not me that's for sure ????. It's at this time that you need to explain "buy the dip".

2. When the price shoots up: ever heard the guys on this sub say "socialism for gains and capitalism for losses"? Well, that's the default assumption of the modern girlfriend. If you tell her about all of those tasty gains, she'll be ecstatic! But... she'll probably want you to sell them. The female folk tend to be more risk-averse... the very reason I'm advising guys on their gfs and not women on their bfs... But if you're the gf reading this, then feel free to apply to boyfriend and family. It's at this time that you need to explain "HODL" and "when lambo".

3. When you sell at what you think is a peak and the price carries on upwards: Wew, this is an irritating moment for newbies that don't HODL, look at those tasty gains that you could have enjoyed. Now it's time to tell the Mrs. You can approach your girlfriend slowly (they only see movement and you don't want to startle them). Let her know about those nice gains you made! Don't mention that silly bull run that came afterwards, not your money, not your business. Perhaps now we can introduce "now Toyota" and forget about Lambo.

Of course, ignorance is bliss and you don't have to tell her diddly-squat, and if you do, well it's not her dough. But if you decide to, please be sure to follow this instructional.