Been meaning to do this for a while and thought now's the best time, when everyone is scrabbling for some answers.
| Terminology | Explanation |
|---|---|
| FUD | Favourite Underperforming Dex. A simple one, if you can find a DEX with a cheap native token. Which leads to... |
| DEX | Demonic Exchange. A good place to buy and sell your preferred evil assets. You know, DEVL, SIN, CHEAT etc. |
| PoW | Prisoners of War. Typically the users from the last bear-market who are still holding underperforming assets like Verge. |
| PoS | Piece of Shit. Easy one in common parlance. Used in the crypto space whenever Craig Wright opens his fucking gob. |
| DPoS | Dumbass Piece of Shit. Again, when Craig Wright tries to convince a court of law he is Satoshi Nakamoto. |
| YTD | Yemen The Destination. Known for zero taxes on Crypto payments and Lambo dealerships. An obvious choice for people who "make it" |
| DCA | Dinosaurs Coming Alive. This is what happened the other day when older coins spring back out of nowhere. A recent example is Cardano & Litecoin pumping. |
| BTD | Bring the Downvotes. Don't talk bad about Ethereum. Ever. Otherwise you will BTD. |
| ASIC | Acceptable Slippage in Charts. Waking up to -35% and realising you didn't set a stop loss. Ah well, acceptable slippage and all that! |
| 2FA | 2 Fat Artichokes. Artichoke is of course what we call 0.1BTC. It's like Cockney lingo, or something. |
| ERC-20 | Everyone Recommends Cardano. Yep it's gone on a tear recently. -20 is the amount of karma you'd get if you made the same recommendation in 2020 when it was 7 cents. |
| ATH | At the Hotel. The message you get from your prozzy when your crypto dreams come true. |
| ATL | At the Lake. The message you send whilst on a boat, tied to a cinderblock, when your crypto nightmares come true. |
| DEFI | Defending Everyone From Informants. These are the IRS plants who post stuff like "So guys who cashed out but didn't report tax?" and you tell them to shut the fuck up. |
| ICO | Insider Coinbase Operations. You know when a coin pumps +80% in 3 days and then is announced on Coinbase... well now you know. |
| PND | Purple Nipple Display. If you don't stop blabbing about Crypto to people who don't care you'll end up with this. |
| TPS | Toilet Paper Sale. Good for when the arse falls out the market. |
| HODL | Have Only Done LSD. Imagine tripping while staring at the order book on Coinbase. Shit. |
| DYOR | Desperation Yields Only Regret. This is what happens when you yeet some money in fearing losing gains, then lose 30% the next week as the price corrects. |
| KYC | Kiss Your Cat. They're our furry friends and often a source of comfort during red days. |
| FOMO | Figuring Out My Options. Do I tell my wife? What colour Tesla do I buy? Should I turn tricks on the street to buy more Crypto? |
| SEC | Silly Elon's Choices. C'mon dude, stop fucking with our market. |
Well there we are. That's all I can think of for now. I hope this was very helpful and hopefully you noobies can burst into threads with your big knowledge-dicks swinging around and gain all of our respect. See ya!
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