Mom says it’s my turn with the decentralization

Recently I have been messaged by so many 1 week old Reddit accounts of cute girls asking about my investment strategies, but I’ve just been ignoring him.

I just aped into this new shitcoin called Decible where all you have to do is yell at your computer microphone to mint new coins - it’s truly a sound investment.

My local butcher has started to accept cryptocurrencies but only ones that are proof-of-steak.

The glass is neither half-full or half-empty but the water is completely centralized and that’s an issue.