The worst thing about this bear market.

All the shit I have to hear about it at work.

All the fucking "I-told-ya-so"s from Steve. "I don’t know how finance or stocks or anything like that works but I know crypto is bullshit. People are so dumb they were buying fake money."

Yeah, ok mate. If I need a status update on the contents of the fridge, I’ll ask you. Shut the fuck up and go back to being wank at your job.

Then there’s Brenda, non-stop running her mouth how she "knew" Bitcoin was a scam when her cousin's boyfriend’s brother told her that the "bitcoin inventor guy" was selling all of his Bitcoins."It’s just numbers on a screen, that's not how real money works. It has to be something you can hold and put in your wallet! How can you even trust these people that can just shut down all of your investments with the press of a button!"

Brenda, last week you were asking the IT guy if you needed to replace the ink in your monitor because it was too dark and now you have working knowledge of the monetary system and cryptocurrencies? Fucking impressive!

I don’t know why this is annoying me so much, but I just needed to vent.

Fuck off Brenda. Fuck off Steve.

EDIT:

A lot of people have come to conclusions that all I do is shill crypto to the entire office. I'm not emailing out weekly crypto newsletters or posting TA charts in meeting rooms. None of the above is directed at me in particular, it's just general chat around the office and there's a "comedy" flair on this post for a reason. Don't be a Steve or a Brenda.