The year is 3069

You return home from a hard day in the helium mines to greet your robot waifu, your real one couldn’t afford to have her consciousness uploaded to the blockchain. You notice BTC is up 13%, bullish. Alts can only follow, you think to yourself.

ADA Hodlers are hanging on the fact that Charles Hoskinson the seventh is promising the rollout of smart contracts any day now, just like their ancestors before them.

ETH is up 50000000000% for the year and the community have collectively bought a planet, they have since started their own society. Their leader Vitalik, too humble to rule, has stepped down in favour of a decentralised democracy.

DOGE hodlers have been rugged by Elon, who has turned Mars into a giant soft play area, which only he and Jeff Bezos are allowed to play in - as earth just wasn’t enough.