There's something about Michael Saylor

Michael Saylor: You heard of these assets, gold, silver, fiat money, Apple stock?

Benjamin Cowen: Yeah, sure, gold, silver, fiat money, Apple stock. Yeah, some great assets to own.

Michael Saylor: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: BIT-COIN.

Benjamin Cowen: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.

Michael Saylor: Think about it. You got $1B, you see $1B worth of gold sittin' there, there's $1b worth of BITCOIN right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

Benjamin Cowen: I would go for the $1B worth of BITCOIN.

Michael Saylor: Bingo, man, bingo. $1b worth of BITCOIN. And we guarantee just as good a property as land in Manhattan Island.

Benjamin Cowen: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?

Michael Saylor: If you're not happy with the $1b Bitcoin, wait a bit and you’ll have a billions more. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

Benjamin Cowen: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with portfolio diversification. Then you're in trouble, huh?

[Michael Saylor convulses]

Michael Saylor: No! No, no, not portfolio diversification! I said only Bitcoin. Nobody's comin' up with portfolio diversification. Who is safe with portfolio diversification? You won't even get your profits goin, not even a bull market.

Benjamin Cowen: That - good point.

Michael Saylor: BITCOIN's the key asset here. Think about it. Argentina. Venezuela. 7% inflation, man, Bitcoin is the property to have. Step into my office.

Benjamin Cowen: Why?

Michael Saylor: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!