USD inflation

Shouldn't inflation make the USD price of BTC rise on its own without any other consideration? Worse USD makes BTC stronger?

And if we know for a fact that there's a guaranteed increase in spending.. and that they must start printing more money faster.. that makes BTC a guaranteed value

With all the ETF and white collar money coming in and continued adaptation, any dip will be eagerly bought up so unless the whales are just fuckin huge, it should be less volatile now and we've sadly seen the last real crash?

I wanted to think of it as a private decentralized currency, or a store of value like digital gold, but I'm not sure what it is now that it's so mainstream, taxed, traded and obviously not private. But whatever it is, isn't the USD price nearly guaranteed to go up from here?