What is the best way to make money from crypto? (wrong answers only)

From buying dogecumfuckasselonmars to selling LRC at a loss as soon as it dipped; shitcoin chasers have never failed to disappoint. With their increasing population on this forum I thought it would be a good idea to think using their fomo-panicky brains and give some solid advice.

So gather up, turn on your ramen brain, and unleash.

Here is my advice;

1. Shill your shitcoin on the subreddit cuz redditors buying $10 worth will defo raise its value
2. Use your rent money, you will easily double it
3. Buy every rumor - ( 'bro shiba getting released on RH')