I’ve crunched the numbers and I think I’ve come up with a fair value for a single moon.

I’ve set out to use some mathematics to prove the amazing future value of all of our Moons.

I’ve used metric units (because I am Metricanian), a low grasp of high school mathematics, wikipedia and the Aussie dollar for coatings. I hope I have been clear enough that you could localise these calculations for your friends.

So, there will be 250 million Moons distributed in total.

The distance to Earth’s moon is on average 384,400 km.

So that is approximately 650 Moons per km.

A Lambo gets 19.6 l per km, so we can rearrange to find that every litre is about 33 Moons.

Today I saw fuel for $1.77 per l. So if we divide that by our value above we find that $ 0.05 per Moon.

… wow that’s pretty low. Let’s try something else!

A Saturn V cost $1.23 billion dollars per launch (adjusted) for a payload of 48,600 kg. A Lambo weighs about 1,500 kg.

Therefore a Saturn V could take 32 Lambo’s to the moon at a cost of $38.5 million each. If we divide this by our number of Moons we get drum roll

$0.15… well that’s an improvement, but we still haven’t reached the catastrophic highs of hopium yet, let’s try one more thing!

A Lambo is 1.6 m, so we would have to stack more than 250,000 of them atop each other to reach the moon.

As each is about half a million then that’s a ladder of Lambos to the moon with a total cost of $12.5 billion.

Divide this by our total amount of moons and we get:

$500 each!!!!

That’s it guys, we are going to climb to the astronomical heights that is the crypto moon on the back of a pile of Lambos!