The top is in.

Sorry folks - after a long time on the sidelines, I finally exchanged $1k hard earned American dollars for 0.009924 bitcoin. I regret to inform you that we will not reach $100k, and the next bearish phase of the cycle begins with my purchase.

In all seriousness though, I would really love it if the price goes back down so I can acquire more at a lower cost basis now that I “get it”. Took me long enough to see the forest through the trees.